“Oh! I got hot sauce on my pants. Damn. Oh! Well… Happy Cinco de Mayo!”
Happy cinco de mayo, all
Spitting truth. (Both of us.)
“You act like we’re so worried about keeping up with social norms. He’s drinking champagne out of a flamingo.”
Why I’m single: theory #1.
Text I received today (with photo).
Only in journalism.
Chelsea honestly made my day today. Maine’s my home for all intents and purposes (and for all the sappy reasons, as in “where my heart is”) and it always pleases me when others recognize it.
- An email from a (sober) friend. I have only a vague understanding of it, but it made me actually laugh out loud nonetheless
The last couple of weekends have been really super fun. (And delicious, from $2 dumplings to 2 a.m. mac & cheese.)
Sorry I stole many photos, Michelle.
