May 2012
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“Was he a good person or a bad person? What a childish question.”
– The Russian Debutante’s Handbook, Gary Shteyngart
May 25th
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“…you in a hut with your thatched roof, on a typewriter with your hedgehog...”
– What I’m told is a very possible future for me.
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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Silver lining
well i just went into the kitchen and roach was crawling in my coffee cup. so that’s lovely at your office? at my house apt i’m working night shift tonight so i don’t go in til 2 oh well at least it wasn’t a turtle!
May 23rd
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Listen(Finally Spotify shares to Tumblr! This is gonna...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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WHEN I EDIT A PARAGRAPH FULL OF STATISTICS
editorrealtalk:
May 20th
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When you see a pigeon flying straight for your...
wheninnewyorkcity: At first you’re like: But then when it misses you and you need to save face in front of the people around you, you’re like: every damn day
May 20th
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May 20th
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“Living in New York makes you wish you were thinner, hotter, richer, more...”
– Shit getting so real in the best/worst club ever.
May 20th
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“There are some questions in life, the very speaking of which are their own...”
–  David Rakoff in this weekend’s episode of This American Life, The Invisible Made Visible (via nprfreshair)
May 20th
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May 20th
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When I check my symptoms on WebMD
whatshouldwecallme: yes yes yes
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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“she keeps a toothbrush at my place / as if I have the extra space” heard this playing a restaurant the other day, and finally realized I understood this part now that I live in the city.
May 16th
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Summer’s just beginning, baby / I might learn to hate you … / One week and you’re acting crazy
May 13th
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May 12th
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WHEN I HEAR THAT THERE'S ANOTHER ROMANTIC COMEDY...
editorrealtalk: AT FIRST I’M ALL BUT THEN I’M ALL I am SO that… gazelle? 
May 12th
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May 9th
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“Girls are infinitely more complicated than boys and women more than men. And...”
– RIP, Maurice Sendak
May 8th
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May 8th
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@ the office
My internal dialogue: Uh, why is this scruffy man in distressed clothing standing in everyone's way, apparently holding an impromptu meeting at the entrance of the kitchen, when I really just need to get in there to dump the uneaten remainders of the disgusting lunch I made myself?
Coworkers, once I return back to my desk: James Franco is here!
My internal dialogue: Ohhhhh.
May 7th
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May 7th
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WHEN I LOOKED AT APARTMENTS IN NYC
howdoiputthisgently: IT WAS LIKE:
May 7th
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“Oh! I got hot sauce on my pants. Damn. Oh! Well… Happy Cinco de Mayo!” Happy cinco de mayo, all
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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WHEN I'M TEMPTED TO TWEET ABOUT SOMETHING DUMB A...
editorrealtalk:
May 4th
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WHEN THE CMS BREAKS. AGAIN.
editorrealtalk:
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
44 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I need feminism
whoneedsfeminism: because I shouldn’t have to explain that feminism is not female supremacism. 
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Sentence(s) of the weekend (so far).
“You act like we’re so worried about keeping up with social norms. He’s drinking champagne out of a flamingo.”
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“All I’m asking for is $1,100 a month. For the next two years.”
– Reason No. 1 I’m not comfortable with Girls being “the voice of my generation.” The Internet is sagging under the weight of essays about this show, so it’s futile for me to say much more except…Wait. What?
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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