Flavorwire: Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands
According to this, I:
- am a bro who vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
- am a politically-correct hipster.
- am a boy who enjoys crying more than his girlfriend.
- am a bro who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
- am a girl who quote lyrics as their Facebook status.
- am a person with self-esteem issues and probably hates Ben Gibbard.
- am a premature alt who considered Garden State a life-altering viewing experience.
- am everyone.
- am a lesbian and/or guy who firmly believes that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.
- am a girl who got her boyfriend to watch Me and You and Everyone We Know.
- am a closeted Blink-182 enthusiast.
- am a frequent transcendental experience haver.
- am a guy who go to concerts to relax.
- am a bro who drink shitty beer without ironic intentions.
- am more of a guy and bro than you will ever be.
This is excellent. I am:
- a bro who vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with his girlfriend
- a bro who tries to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
- a girl who quotes lyrics as her Facebook status
- someone with self-esteem issues and who probably hates Ben Gibbard
- a premature alt who considered Garden State a life-altering viewing experience
- everyone
- a lesbians or guy who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out
- a girl who got her boyfriend to watch Me and You and Everyone We Know
- a blipster who still wears neon shoes and smokes pot
- a closeted Blink-182 enthusiast
- a frequent transcendental experience haver
- a girl who throws up at every party

